Top 10 Ways to make Someone Hate You
This is a general fact that you only want to hangout with the people you like, other than that the rest of the people you interact with are just a burden on your shoulders, you meet them just for the sake of a formality however you try to be friend with the people you admire or you cherish, similarly there are people who find you admiring or eulogize you but unfortunately you don’t find them flattering enough, you think that they are not well suited for you and you wish not to be friend with them. The situation become really appealing when the person you wish to be friend with feels the same about you however things become difficult when the person you dislike tries to be friend with you
It becomes difficult to avoid them, the best option is to tell them on their face that you are interested in being friend with them but sometimes it’s seems impossible to say such things on face so another way to counter such a situation is you have to make that person hate you so they stop bothering you. The top 10 ways to make someone hate you are:
10. Eat their food:
Whenever you both hangout together never pay for your meal or coffee, instead every time ask him or her to pay for your stuff, then when the food comes, put aside the meal you have ordered and asking that person to give you their meal. Another way is that eat your meal first and then his or her share as well. If you are unable to eat more then cough 2 – 3 times on his meal and then return it asking the person to eat it. Do this a couple of times and you will notice that the person will start avoiding meeting you for lunch, dinner or even for a cup of coffee. Never ever by mistake invite them somewhere instead starting going to his or her house, burst directly into the kitchen and eat food whatever is available.
9. Be embarrassing to be with:
When you both are together, do all the embarrassing stuff. There are many things that you can do, for example fart whenever you guys are somewhere in public, burp loudly in the middle of dinners, spill the public dust bins, go to shops , try all the clothes and in the end leave the shop without buying anything. Wear the most disgusting clothes, try to look as non decent as possible. Talk loudly and say the most annoying things possible, start hugging the most random people in public.
8. Don’t sympathize:
Be a very cold hearted person, if they are in trouble or some kind of problem and they choose to share it with you, don’t listen to them and then act as if you don’t care, tell them that they deserve it even though if it is not their fault. Apart from that if they share some other thing with you like someone being murdered, kidnapped, robbed etc then don’t sympathize at all, pretend as if you are really because of the bad things happening around to others.
7. Be irrational:
Be completely irrational, talk about stuff which nobody cares about, and say the most useless things. Ask that person to do really stupid stuff liking wearing winter clothes in summer, steal stuff from stores etc. Furthermore ask him or her to buy expensive things for you. The best one is to look ugly, really ugly and do the most disgusting things. If possible vomit at the dining table or on their clothes. Keep asking him or her for big loans, borrow their clothes & car and then return the stuff with damage. Bring all your dirty clothes at his or her house ask them to do your laundry.
6. Whine a lot:
Never stop complaining, whenever the person calls you, start complaining about your maid. When you are done with the maid then start on with your driver then the watchman of your apartment and then about the guy at the grocery store. Every time they start a conversation ,interrupt in the middle and start whining about how people are unfair you, about how bad is your boss is, how much you deserve the promotion, the school fees of your children has increased. Talk about the same particular topic; don’t give them a chance to talk.
5. Upload stupid pictures:
Upload really creepy pictures on your twitter, facebook and Instagram. The pictures with a really close up look of your face with a lot of pouting do some really weird posses. Actually whatever you do, just upload a picture of it on facebook or twitter, wherever you go upload a status, if you are eating something first upload a picture of it on facebook. Keeping sending the person requests of various games, especially the ones that the person hates. Make you profile look as lame as possible.
4. Start overdoing yourself:
If you are a guy then start dressing up like a gay, wear colorful pants and floral print shirts. Start doing your eye brows and a little makeup along, get the weirdest hairstyle etc. in case you are a girl then start wearing really awkward clothes for example wear a gown for lunch, turn up into a jumpsuit at a dinner party, wear a lot of makeup, eat like an animal, more than what is required, always walk like a queen and behave as if you are a princess and the rest are your servant, Keeping snapping orders on people. Eat, drink, sit, talk, do everything like you are the head of some royal family.
3. Chew with open mouth:
Whenever you guys eat together, chew the food with your mouth open; keep talking while you are eating the lunch or dinner. When you chew your food, keep your mouth wide open so that the person keeps getting an image of what is going inside the mouth, while chewing you can also remove some unwanted substance from the inside of your mouth, do all the disgusting stuff.
2. Keep insulting:
Keep on insulting that person, don’t address them by their name instead address them by names such as meat head, jerk, stupid, etc.try to keep an upper hand on that person, try to prove him or her wrong every time, comment on how bad is their dressing style is, insult them in every possible way and then act in a sympathizing way saying that it’s okay to be really stupid, there are a lot of people in here who have no talent, yet they survive. Keep reminding them that their existence on this earth is completely unnecessary. Try to find as many faults in their grammar & vocabulary as possible, keep correcting them and do it in front of people so they feel humiliated.
1. Bad breath:
Get a bad breath, there are many ways of getting a bad breath, the best one is to stop brushing your teeth. Other ways include eating a lot of onions, garlic also gives a bad breath, and there are certain other vegetables and spices that also cause bad breath. Now sit very close to the person and then whenever you speak make sure that the breath goes on their face. Bad breath is among the most disgusting things on earth, the person surely start hating you.